Funny Story

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by Weapon, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we
    decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
    and my friends encouraged me.

    My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
    bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My
    prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore
    tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly
    bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of
    her .. underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
    anyone else.

    One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to
    check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
    arrived.

    She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she
    had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome
    ... and did not really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
    before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    I was in total shock and could not say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
    want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

    I was stunned.

    I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and
    threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight
    to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
    house and walked straight toward my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in
    his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
    you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a
    better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

    The moral of this story is.....

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
  2. clemsonscooby

    clemsonscooby Active Member

    Thats hilarious, wasn't expecting it.
     
  3. oneiguy

    oneiguy Active Member

    That is great!
     
  4. Deke

    Deke Active Member

    Hahaha, nice.
     
  5. WRXCoupe

    WRXCoupe Active Member

    Damn I need to put my codems back in the car
     
  6. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

    Heard that one before.. funny stuff..
     

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