GM vs. Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by E-Mol, Feb 28, 2005.

  1. E-Mol

    E-Mol Member

    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon. You would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour (16,000 km/hr).
    Or you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds (14 kilos) and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50".

    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

    1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day

    2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

    3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

    4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

    5. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

    6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation” warning light.

    7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.

    8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

    9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

    10. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
     
  2. FTZ

    FTZ ^.^

    Haha, that is good. I really enjoyed that.
     
  3. Suby1128

    Suby1128 Member

    haha, was this real or just made up?
    Craig
     
  4. FTZ

    FTZ ^.^

    If I were to guess I would say made up, but it was funny as hell. That would be totally awesome if it really happened, exactly like that. I bet Bill Gates would have been steaming mad.
     
  5. Suby1128

    Suby1128 Member

    yeah thats what i thought, but i wanted to make sure i didnt miss out on some historic multi billion dollar lawsuit for slander :D
     
  6. ScoobyMike

    ScoobyMike OG Mod

    haha thats funny. Funny guy that Amol!!
     
  7. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    If it were real Bill Gates could just buy GM and then fire those who made the comments
     
  8. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    someones browsing the archives i see
     

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