Hardcore Nerd Humor --- super 1337

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Yetiboy: i gots a couple things; dreamweaver mx 2004 i just installed.
Yetiboy: shit like that.
YxYBiatchxYx: dreamweaver?
Yetiboy: yep
Yetiboy: it's pretty cool, but it has one amazingly fucked up drawback.
Yetiboy: in the code editor, you can't make it so the tab key inserts spaces instead of the tab character.
Yetiboy: That is so fucking retarded i don't know what.
YxYBiatchxYx: that's bad?
Yetiboy: REAL coders use spaces, not tabs.
YxYBiatchxYx: the tab key inserts tabs, oh woe!
YxYBiatchxYx: fuck that, I use tabs, I hate indenting with spaces.
Yetiboy: I guess you're not a real coder after all.
YxYBiatchxYx: it is you who is not the real coder. I am hard core.
Yetiboy: Turn in your badge. And your slide rule.
Yetiboy: You are so not hardcore.
Yetiboy: You are nerdcore.
YxYBiatchxYx: if you were a real coder, you wouldn't use Dreamweaver.
Yetiboy: you are a soft, nougatey core.
Yetiboy: Yeah, that's true.
YxYBiatchxYx: dreamweaver is for fags. fags who can't write code.
Yetiboy: I'm insulted by that. who said i couldn't write code!
YxYBiatchxYx: I write HTML on the BARE METAL, baby
YxYBiatchxYx: TEXTPAD
Yetiboy: dude, i write my html using a HEX EDITOR.
YxYBiatchxYx: WITH TABS
Yetiboy: Fuck this pussified ASCII text editing. That's for babies.
Yetiboy: I just open my hard drive in a hex editor and start hacking sectors!
YxYBiatchxYx: now that's just silly.
Yetiboy: with a text editor, you just don't get the kind of control i need.
Yetiboy: I don't want some lame "file system" telling me where my data belongs.
Yetiboy: i don't use a mouse, keyboard or monitor either.
YxYBiatchxYx: hard drives are for limp-wristed weenie lickers. real coders use drum memory.
Yetiboy: I use punch cards, actually.
YxYBiatchxYx: and if they're really l33t, they use -- fuck.
Yetiboy: And I don't even use a computer. I read them with my fingertips.
YxYBiatchxYx: I actually just upgraded to punch cards, from, uh, STONE TABLETS
Yetiboy: I'm so l33t, i only use an abacus and a piece of chalk!
YxYBiatchxYx: CML, baby, cuneiform markup language
Yetiboy: I can create an entire e-commerce website merely by counting yaks.
YxYBiatchxYx: LOL
YxYBiatchxYx: you win
Yetiboy: I win!


or the page link
http://gotorion.com/orion/convos2.php?f1=convos/hardcode.txt&t1=Hardcore Coders

 

roflmao. Then their was the time

"I used to wave magnets over a bare wire real fast to program..."

 

hahahahahahahahahhahahha.... war of the nerds

 

Ah, It's so sad, that I understood that.

 

I am glad I was not alone when I read this... There are Others

 

Not me, i'm dumb, but at least im not a nerd:ugh:

 

lol... their both pussies, the real monkeys' nuts are unix coders. (begin flame fest in 3...2...1..)

 

class HelloWorld
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
System.out.println("Hello World!");
}
}

 

um..and then there was a that time that i kept flushing but the floater would not go down

 

try this

while (turd_gone == 0)
pull_flush_handle =1;
end while
pull_flush_handle = 0;

the last statement is important if u care about our environment

 

haha, instructions in code. nice. :ugh:

 

nah i just leave it there to break apart and finally disintegrate

 

thats the only code i know

 

Your so full of Shit....