Her Diary vs His Diary

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by Weapon, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    HER DIARY:


    Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
    meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
    long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
    he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
    that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
    say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him
    if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
    nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I
    told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I
    can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you,
    too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if
    he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
    watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
    silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later,
    he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made
    love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
    somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm
    almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

    My life is a disaster.








    HIS DIARY:





    My new turbo wasn't delivered today, but at least I got laid.
     
  2. SubiNoobi

    SubiNoobi Supporting Member

    Wow, so that's why women cry.....
     
  3. FACE

    FACE Active Member

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Soooo True!!!!!
     
  4. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

    Good stuff..... :)
     
  5. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    Hahahahahahahha
     
  6. slowwrx

    slowwrx Supporting Member

  7. monk

    monk <b>The Kitchen Ninja!!!!</b>

    Lmfao!
     
  8. BKiller

    BKiller Active Member

    You reading my wife's diary?
     
  9. WJM

    WJM Banned

    Ah ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    :ROFL:
     
  10. RamblinWRX

    RamblinWRX Member

    LOL, very nice.
     
  11. kingwrex

    kingwrex Supporting Member

    THATS FUNNY STUFF.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  12. dontcallitarex

    dontcallitarex Active Member

    Hahahaha. Man.

    It's a wonder any of us ever get laid at all.
     
  13. RoMe

    RoMe Active Member

    Whoa whoa speak for yourself I get mine! :rofl:
     
  14. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    What is this 'laid' thing you speak of?
     
  15. wrxin8or

    wrxin8or Mullitt Staff Member

    ^^he does go to GaTech
     
  16. blindfold

    blindfold Active Member

    but Clemenson lost ...to Tech :rofl:
     
  17. Cool_____

    Cool_____ Banned

    LMAO! Classic.
     
  18. BattleWagon

    BattleWagon Member

    where do you guys get this stuff....that was awesome, just what i needed to end my day at work!!!
     
  19. dontcallitarex

    dontcallitarex Active Member

    I wasn't saying I don't get laid....I was simply marveling at the fact that I do.

    Just so we're clear. :wiggle:
     
  20. WRX_SVXGirl

    WRX_SVXGirl Member

    that is so not what i wrote in my diary!
     
  21. nicali

    nicali Member

    That is outrageously funny! Good stuff. I hope there is another day's diary entry, I am in suspense if the turbo comes in and how will she take another day's "distance" from him. :)
     
  22. socrates42

    socrates42 Member

    thats awesome, very very funny
     
  23. Sparta

    Sparta Active Member

    lol funny
     
  24. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    I need to go talk to my wife :wtc:
     
  25. KA05STi

    KA05STi Member

    that was pretty funny!!
     
  26. nsvwrx

    nsvwrx Active Member

    more!
     

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