How Slow Will Cicio Go??

So I just figured I would start a little pool going.

I have decided that the Porsche and needed a little bonding time, so I signed us both up for the NASA race this weekend at Road Atlanta. Matt and I will be up there with Ryan Gates hanging out for the weekend.

I will be running Pepper on PS2 street tires which should be interesting. I have never driven the Porsche on track, nor have I ever been on Road Atlanta (unless Forza counts )

So....what am I going to run? We are about to do a fresh run of brand new TopSpeed t-shirts, and the closest to my time will get a free one.

I figure I am opening a can of worms here, but I figured what better to do today then get made fun of So let the comments roll..

 

Best of luck....

 

I think pepper and I need some more bonding time...

 

↑↑ you punched her in the nose...why would she want to bond with you

 

A wild ass guess of 1:34

 

very true

 

Is this overall average or fastest lap time? I'll play nice 1'48"

 

wrong

 

A 34 on street tires would be REALLY fast! I seriously doubt I will get close to that...but your in the running for this amazing tshirt now

 

fastest time...there is going to be alot of "learning the line" so overall would kill me

 

I gently caressed her in ways...

aw well chicks like it when you're a dick to them anyway, amirite?

 

I'll be the first on this thread to say watch out for turn 12...just saying

put me down for a 1.51

 

true but the gaming should give you a leg up on layout. I don't think it will be that bad of an overall time either. All that matters is what to do when she decides to throw her hips around

 

gotta keep your foot in it to keep her ass in line

 

^^so true^^

 

You mean jump out of the gas instantly, and upset the whole chassis of the car?

 

you can borrow my playseat if you want to get some practice

 

What tracks have you driven?

 

who said you couldn't plow with a Porsche

 

Roebling, Sebring, CMP, Brainard, and VIR. but not alot...like a day at each.

The tricky thing is going to be the lack of rear wing. We don't have the RSR wing anymore for the car, and I just don't have time to order something...so stock rear wing is going to make the rear of the car pretty sketch... can you say tokyo drift..

 

nose or splitter?

 

look I didn't pour their GD driveway, ok?

I believe the bet was "I won't stall it" not "drive it around trying to avoid scraping the splitter because it sits a micron off the ground"

plus I PM'd cicio offering to fix it if there was any damage

 

1:38 or I will punch you in the face

 

I am totally just giving you shit man! I scrape the thing all the time! Thats why its made out of $80 bucks worth of material not 2g

 

You hit like a girl, i'm not scared

 

1:52 is stuck in my head

 

lol I know

 

I'm gonna venture with a 1:45. Cicio can be competitive in nature so I think he will push it.

 

If you don't run atleast a 1:38 we are going to force you to wear a dress to work.

 

If he doesn't run a 1:38 I'm driving it

 

That won't count though........Cicio in a dress? :shudder: :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

You would like that wouldn't you

Uh..yeah....no

 

Put me down for a 1:36

 

put me for 1:47 :sx:

 

LOL!!! Ken that was funny!!

 

1:37.5

 

ssh::gfight::hug::ky::smileysex:3mol::rofl: :keke:

 

^^^ cicio must have forgot the reach around

 

Lawlz

 

put me in for anything faster than that slow bitch matt ball

 

sup heard he's into bare backing. truth?