Kids on marriage

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by Weapon, Sep 26, 2005.

  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    Somebody sent me this on marriage... quotes from kids...


    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

    (1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you

    like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep

    the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

    ( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going

    to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who

    you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    ( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER

    by then.-- Camille, age 10

    ( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get

    married. --Freddie, age 6

    This is fun! Kid's answers!

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    ( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be

    yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    ( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    ( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to

    know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    ( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually

    gets them interested enough to go for a second date.-- Martin, age 10

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    ( 1 ) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

    ( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with

    that.-- Curt, age 7

    ( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them

    and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    ( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never

    going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.

    -- Theodore, age 8

    ( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to

    clean up after them.-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    ( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the #1 Favorite is........

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    ( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

    -- Ricky, age 10
     
  2. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    hahahahahahahhahaha
     
  3. 1ll-WRX

    1ll-WRX Active Member

    nice :rofl:
     
  4. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    is this from kid's say the darndest things or something ?
     

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