My wife just poisoned me...

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by Ben@TTR, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    Yeah thats right! I got home from work tonight and she had dinner waiting on me, which is great btw, especially cause I had a shitty day at work and I haven't eaten since lunch yesterday. I get about half way through eating a grilled chicken breast and I notice that its raw on the inside....:squint: and it looks like the last few bites were raw as well :unamused:.....I think shes out to get me

    heres the culprit
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    so let me cut to the chase...do I have tapeworms now? Wtf!

    food poisoning?


    On top of that my lazy ass cat is taunting me
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    What a friggin day....
     
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2009
  2. josh booth

    josh booth Active Member

    Raw chicken FTL! There is nothing you can do I don't think just :sx:.. Good luck!
     
  3. SUBY_RUE

    SUBY_RUE Member

    Tell her she's fired...
     
  4. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    Im gonna donkey kong her ass later...
     
  5. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

    yeah, tell her she's fired and send her my way....I can re-train her

    :rofl:
     
  6. Sparta

    Sparta Active Member

    Your wife is cute bro!

    your cat doesn't look too bad either....



    The only thing you can do is throw up. Either that or just suck it up and hope you don't die.
     
  7. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    :rofl: If I die you can have the cat....I can already feel my stomach turning.
     
  8. Jewels450

    Jewels450 Member

    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Did your life insurance policy go up recently?
     
  9. FACE

    FACE Active Member

    :gaysex:





    Hope you don't get sick bro
     
  10. slowwrx

    slowwrx Supporting Member

    Honestly my first thought was I'd let her poison me....lol

    She is very cute and you can always look at it this way....atleast she is cooking.
     
  11. Jake

    Jake Active Member

    yeah it's the though that counts, but the question is which thought was it?
     
  12. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    Yeah lol like I said in the OP I do appreciate her cooking but maybe theres an alterior motive here. I am worth a lot of $ dead hmmmmm
     
  13. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    I call dibs on your car w/ that new big ass turbo :D
     
  14. monk

    monk <b>The Kitchen Ninja!!!!</b>

    the most likely contamination will be salmonella. if it was affected, you will be sick within 48 hours. and feel like you're going to die for about a week... and not feel truly better for about a month. it's really nasty.

    good luck, and tell her to get a thermometer for cooking.
     
  15. BKiller

    BKiller Active Member

    Make her suck the poison out!!
     
  16. integroid

    integroid Supporting Member

    Did you say you were going to donkey punch her later?
     
  17. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    lol no donkey kong
     
  18. ZenMotors

    ZenMotors Member

    Lol, what a thread!
     
  19. dontcallitarex

    dontcallitarex Active Member

    I :rofl:'d.
     
  20. b reel

    b reel Active Member

    Billy put her up to it, he knows the EVO is cooked when your car is done.
     
  21. Deke

    Deke Active Member

    You still alive?
     
  22. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    Lol yeah. I actually had chicken again for dinner tonight. I was fully cooked this time :sx: My stomach is still turning a litlle bit but I guess I wont know for sure till around this time tomorrow if I got the sickness :p
     
  23. SUBY_RUE

    SUBY_RUE Member

    You had chickin again! Your just asking for it now...lol...
     
  24. amonsta

    amonsta Member

    Just got over food poisoning 2day! It came from mexican food or a tv dinner! U would def know by now! It was the worst feeling ever!
     
  25. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    If you're not :barf:ing within three hours of eating you're definitely not sick :)
     
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    Cool_____ Banned

  27. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

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