New Math for Kids in Public Schools

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by Weapon, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________


    1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many mo foes can Ramon hit before he reloads?

    2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

    3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

    4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many hunna dollah bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

    5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?

    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.
    What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

    9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week income?

    10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
     
  2. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    Just had a mental image of this :rofl:
     
  3. FACE

    FACE Active Member

    Thats just wrong......but funny!!!!!
     
  4. WRX_SVXGirl

    WRX_SVXGirl Member

    thats what they taught me in middle school!! wait i wasnt supposed to say that ...
     
  5. awdlaunch132

    awdlaunch132 Member

    private school bitches!!!!
     
  6. FACE

    FACE Active Member

    hey I did not get this test untill highschool!!! :rofl:
     
  7. WRX_SVXGirl

    WRX_SVXGirl Member

    lol unfortunately i went to school in an area with a high gang population both middle and high school. i am glad i got outta there. :wavey:
     
  8. Cool_____

    Cool_____ Banned

    Me too! I was picturing dude skating away and whack! Dude flips and dead on the road....:rofl:
     
  9. cleanmachine

    cleanmachine Member

    At least they are learning something ?usesfull?.
     
  10. oneiguy

    oneiguy Active Member

    This looks like my son's homework. :rofl::rofl:
     

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