*NWS* why? because he can!!! *NWS*

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by miloman, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    hahahahahhahahahahhahah

    possible not worksafe
     

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  2. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    why are the monkeys always the ones doing crazy shit..if they are not flinging poo they are giving themselves head or jerkin the gerkin
     
  3. jt money

    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good! Supporting Member

    aint that the truth!
     
  4. BrianGT

    BrianGT Banned

    haha, monkey penis!


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  5. babowc

    babowc Member

    what in the hell?^
    tell me thats not a penis..
    O_O
     
  6. moose

    moose Infina Mooooooose!

    Researchers from the University of Alaska discovered that the penis of Oxyura vittata, when fully extended, measures about 17 inches (0.5 meters) long. When not in use, the corkscrew-shaped penis retracts into the duck's abdomen.

    The trait is one that bears further study, say the researchers. It opens some interesting questions about the dynamics of male competition and sperm competition at a pretty high level in birds resulting in the anatomy evolving in this way, said Kevin McCracken, the lead author of a report on the finding published last month in Nature.

    Unusual Anatomy

    The Argentine lake duck is small, weighing a little more than a pound (640 grams) and extending about 16 inches (41 centimeters) long from head to tail. Its penis, at about 17 inches, is the longest of any bird known so far, said McCracken.

    "Measurements that we had taken before were all from dissected birds, and we thought [the penis] was about 20 centimeters [8 inches]," he said. "But in April we were in Argentina collecting birds for another genetic study, and we found this bird running around in its natural form, with its penis hanging out, which was something we'd never seen before."

    The Argentine lake duck is a stiff-tail duck; its tail feathers spike upward and its legs are set far back on its body. The bird is extremely clumsy on land and spends most of its time in the water.

    Many species in the stiff-tail duck family have relatively long penises, said McCracken, but more along the lines of 8 inches (20 centimeters).

    The base of the Argentine lake duck's penis is covered with coarse spines, while the tip is soft and brush-like. The researchers think a drake may use the brush-like tip as a sort of cleansing instrument before ejaculation to remove sperm in the females oviduct that was deposited by another suitor, thus increasing the mating drake's chances of paternity.

    Similar sperm-removal behavior has also been seen in some fish and insect species.
     
  7. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

    hmmmmmmmm
     
  8. babowc

    babowc Member

    :roflwtf:
    wow.
    :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
    to the bird with a 17" penis..
     
  9. jt money

    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good! Supporting Member

    what the fawk
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  10. BrianGT

    BrianGT Banned

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  11. babowc

    babowc Member

    what the fuuuckk..
    thats a PENIS?! looks like a damn WORM!
     
  12. jt money

    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good! Supporting Member

    damn brian i know you didnt just blind me with some dudes dick with the looneytoons tattooed on it! and dont say you did see it. lol got me good fucker :fawk:
     
  13. BrianGT

    BrianGT Banned

    what the fuck are you talking about? I just clicked the first 2 links.

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  14. jt money

    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good! Supporting Member

    uh huh. lol maybe cause i was lookin up at the screen and that the area i was already lookin at. the guy had looneytoons on he junk!
     
  15. BrianGT

    BrianGT Banned

    oh.. I went back and saw it... quite disturbing...

    did you see this one further down on the search page?
    http://www.dicke-frauen-sex.com/ggg/bilder-02/fette-nutte.jpg
    I don't see how that was related to the search............ also quite disturbing.

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  16. jt money

    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good! Supporting Member

    i knew it was that shit and i still opened it wtf. im not opening any more links hosted by you.:rofl:
     
  17. Meredith

    Meredith Banned

    Brian Stop Being An Asshat!!!!! I can't take you anywhere, even internet forums!
     
  18. jt money

    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good! Supporting Member

    you tell him! hes killin me over here!
     
  19. 1ll-WRX

    1ll-WRX Active Member

    :barf: why did I click on that link.....
     
  20. BrianGT

    BrianGT Banned

    sorry..
     
  21. Cool_____

    Cool_____ Banned


    Dude the bad thing is that you went back and clicked to see. Man I gonna be sick :barf:
     
  22. ShaneSTI

    ShaneSTI Active Member

    oh man...and i was about to go to sleep but i'm scared now cause of nightmares! thanks brian!!!
     
  23. monk

    monk <b>The Kitchen Ninja!!!!</b>

    nah, the links weren't all that bad... :roflwtf: vulgar displays of human stupidity provides endless hours of entertainment.
     

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