OMG! "Spanish Tuner" haz gotz skillz!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by yardhippie, Oct 10, 2008.

  1. yardhippie

    yardhippie Member

    if you havent seen this. Grab a six pack and start reading. If you dont piss yourself, you're dead.
    Simply amazing.
    He haz gotz famus!

    dont clicky the link in the first post, read the thread. its huge but its WORTH IT!

    http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101
     
  2. Doug@DBW Motorsports

    Doug@DBW Motorsports Active Member

  3. seanwrxwagon

    seanwrxwagon Member

    I'm at work so I only went through about ten pages. Does he ever fire it up? If so what page?
     
  4. yardhippie

    yardhippie Member

    I forget what page, there is a You Tube link.

    More Epic Fail than you can ever imagine!
     
  5. WJM

    WJM Banned

    reading now...so far i see fail.
     
  6. Sparta

    Sparta Active Member

    this guy is using the same method we used to build my 2.5 block

























    Jk FAIL. The car doesnt look THAT bad in the youtube vid. I didnt listen to the audio though and its already smoking
     
  7. totsubo

    totsubo Member

    Nice link. I had a good laugh!
     
  8. jeb

    jeb Member

    wow, just wow
    I needed this at the end of work on a Friday
     
  9. totsubo

    totsubo Member

    Forgot to mention.

    I had a 1995 Eclipse GS-T (which is the front wheel drive Turbo). My stock 1/4 mile time was 15.0 seconds. That "tuned" GS-X (All wheel drive) was able to pull a 16+.
     
  10. WRXCoupe

    WRXCoupe Active Member

    Complete Brutality
     
  11. WJM

    WJM Banned

    I dont have enough colorful words to describe that failure.
     
  12. Slowsoul

    Slowsoul Member

    ...I really just can't believe that.
     
  13. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    haha thanks..that was pretty entertaining
     
  14. Kokopelli

    Kokopelli Active Member

    this guy must have gone to the kokopelli school of engine building ;)
     
  15. bomjoon

    bomjoon Active Member

    alright guys stop making fun of my car/engine.
    :(

    i thought you guys would understand a piece of art. :(
     
  16. awdlaunch132

    awdlaunch132 Member

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSl5zSlZzpM

    Alright i went through this thread like three times now i have no clue how this can ever run...go to page 22-23 and you will see his clutch...just one of the examples.
     
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2008
  17. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

    ^^^ That clutch looks literally lethal.....
     
  18. Mad Mallard

    Mad Mallard the mad mallard

    frankenklutch. hah
     
  19. Mad Mallard

    Mad Mallard the mad mallard

    hey, you guys notice how euro-centric the board is?

    Notice how the western hemisphere posts start coming in and they seem to think this guy is mexican, not spanish? ;p
     
  20. seanwrxwagon

    seanwrxwagon Member

    I thought about registering just to represent WRXatlanta. I wonder if that "tuner" knows he has the world a buzz with his skills? I had a first generation eclipse that made 400+ HP on 21 PSI. Thats around 1.5 bar if I can do math in my head. That car put down like 350 on 2 Bar before the first turbo grenaded. I also ran sub 12 second quarter mile with a lot less parts and money involved. Epic Fail.
     

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