Quarter Life Crisis

Courtesy of STiBottom, Nicad, wrxin8or and myself

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are you inviting us all to the lake

 

So Drew is going on a coke and whore binge on a boat?

 

So the 4 of you all bought said boat together?

 

Yeah, and of course I needed something to tow it with, so I bought this:



farewell, stolen acura

 

I'm not on a boat

 

I figured you were towing it with Nicad's M

 

nope, but I'll be driving his M about as often as I do the Tahoe. It's our one main tow vehicle, gotta share...I'll hit you up next week when everything kosher and settled, looking forward to seeing more Killackey double ups

 

Don't forget me...gotta see how good you've gotten with the roll

 

pft, backrolls are the easy part now, along w/ tantrums. It's the toeside backroll that's getting me now, i keep trying to land revert

 

I read that as landing retarded. Thought to myself that fits....lol.

 

M5 and just scored a free hot tub. all yoursisters are belong to me

 

Why? You are never home to drive it.

 

but I am!

 

i use the thank you button like its a "like" button on facebook...

 

LOL. Drive the M for bringing home 3-4 sophisicated snobby golddiggers. Drive the Vette when you want one raunchy dumb blonde.

Good plan!

 

just curious, what's the difference between this and a mid-life crisis? No viagra yet?

 

we're all under the age of 30

 

mid life is ~50. He's only 1/2 that.

damn...beat me to it.

 

Somehow I made the mistake of thinking you guys were older than you are. Thought you guys were closer in age to me...33.

 

and about 12 mentally

 

Hey - i read at a sophomore level

 

the once a year you actually read something

 

Instructions on the anal lube box don't count.

 

Viagra, the cure for whiskey dick

 

I honestly would've figured somehting a little more witty and assholish would've come from you two...

...sorely disappointed...

 

yeah...or, you know, being a man and not getting whiskey dick works, too

 

I was going to put BONG but I didn't know if you would get all bent out of shape about that.

 

bong's never stopped me before, either...mixing the two, now...

nope, not that either

 

When have you seen me drink whiskey?:rofl:

 

Looks like a nice boat! Living 5 minutes from the lake, we see all kinds of fun boats. You should bring it out to Sunset cove one night when they have the live bands. It is a good time.

 

Congrats. Just curious, you guys seem to be ballin', what do you guys do for a living?

 

Justin is independently wealthy, he owns the patent to the Flesh light and Drew dances at Swinging Richards.

 

nicad slings crack, kakes and Drew do furry porn and Brett's the beancounter... careful of Jeb the hobbit hitman, he likes to hug you to the floor.

 

Nice! You guys got a boat!
Some friends and I went and rented a pontoon over at Lake Lanier today.
Incredible fun! A much needed day of relaxation.

 

Hahaha you're welcome nicad for the hot tub. This boat is going to be parked in front of our house tomorrow night if anyone feels like drinking on it on dry land haha.

 

Ohhhh this thread.

I laughed. I cried. I cringed at the viagra/ furry porn/ crack accusations. Rude. Though I must admit, drew would make a killing at swinging richards. He's a big hit with both women and gay men alike ;]

Poseidon, look at meeeeeeee!

 

Toys have their price...

 

Sorry the pictures are so large...

Wait, no I'm not, they're of our boat...

 

Nice choice on the boat. My quarter life crisis was a Malibu Sunsetter.

I'm now staring down my mid life crisis and trying to figure which path to go.

 

that 4mpg is worth every second on the boat!

 

Boat party :]