Chuck Norris Facts Some highlights about him: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'." :rofl::rofl::rofl:
haha..mike ditka?bwhaha did i understand that right? fawk that mang...i think ol steve would whip ol chuckies ass! his eyes alone are razor sharp with quick reflexes.
Ok.. name some other actors from that 80s/early 90s karate movies 1. chuck norris 2. steve segal 3. Jean Claud Van Damn 4. Ralph Macchio 5.