You guys know any moves like the emeril legasi, or the angry pelican? we were talkin bout this at work the other day and i couldnt stop laughing. Thought it would be funny to see what others everyone else knows about. the best example i believe everyone knows is the rusty trombone or the dirty sanchez.
hahahaha ....reminds me of the 40 yr-old virgin out takes here's a link to 40 yr-old virgin bloopers... http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15813
heres some of them the rest im leaving out cause it deals with shit or you know what they are already. Donkey punch Definition 1: When you're doing a girl in the ass and you give her a solid punch to the small of her back so her muscles clench up. Cincinatti Bowtie Definition 1: When you come all over your girl in the shape of a bowtie. Mushroom stamp Definition 1: The act of slapping someone with your dick so hard it leaves a red mark in the shape of a mushroom. Smurf Definition 1: The act of slapping somone in the face with your dick while its a half hard on. Houdini Definition 1: when a guy is getting a girl in the ass and he spits on her back so she thinks he is done then when she turns arounds he blows in her face Gorilla Mask Definition 1: When you shave all your pubes off and blow your load all over your partner's face. you then stick your shavings to your fresh jizz, thus creating a hairy gooey face mask. Arabian Goggles Definition 1: When you place your balls over a chick's eyes. Marlin, The Definition 1: While your friend is hiding in the closet with a camera, you give him the thumbs up & he jumps out. You then proceed to hook the girl in the mouth & stick 2 fingers in her ass & scoop her up like a trophy fish for your friend to take the picture. shoe hornin Definition 1: during ass sex with a chick you find that the head of your cock has gotten so huge that you have to use your index finger to pry the asshole open while you use your thumb to shove the head in Blind-Puppy Definition 1: When a girl is giving you a blow job and she rubs your dick all around her mouth like a blind puppy looking for its mothers nipple.
oh come on you forgot the bizmark guys you put out right as she's about to climax and cum on her face and punch her in the nose/face, kinda mixing blood and semen.
Arctic Blast, The Definition 1: When you're banging some skanky restaurant chick in a walk in freezer, you pull out to give her a facial and it's so fucking cold in there your spooge freezes. She ends up looking like someone hit her in the face with a snowball.
pearl necklace=when you are titty fuc#ing, and u bust a load and create a pearl necklace that wraps around her neck.
Angry pirate, orangutan bushfire, welcome back to high school economics class. All we'd ever do was look up this stuff. The bucking bronco is still the best.
sloppy walrus a sexual manuever in which after getting a blowjob and ejaculating in the girl's mouth the man punches her in the stomach causing semen to come out her nose, the two trails look like tusks, giving her the appearance of a "sloppy walrus"
rodeo (i think thats what its called): when ur fucking a chick doggy style, u tell her that she's worse than her mom in bed.... then see how long u can stay on
LMAO thats horrible haha Angry Pelican - when your doing a chick on the beach and you pull out stick you dick in the sand and then put it back in.