Text a girl and ask her "If I can tap that?"

Funny thread I found on IWSTI... Well, funny enough to kill some time on while bored at work It would take some stones to actually try this...


http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

 

i think that is just great...
made me half tempted to try it.... maybe we should start that on here and keep a tally of how many "get laid" as to how many fail!

 

Texting that to my girl would be too easy, she would just be like "bring it.." ... Not worth getting my ass kicked trying someone else.. Our resident single guys gotta try.

 

You're in a committed relationship. Cheater.

And all you have to say is "Hey?" Talk about a keeper.

 

Yeah Alex, you must be putting it down if all you have to say is Hey! But yeah, commited relationships dont count...

 

^^^

She must be ugly...or a man...

Wait till I'm drunk, I'll be all over this one...

 

I just texted 3 girls..

Me:"When can i tap that?"
Her:"When you pay for my car repair bills"
Her:"bitch you just mass texted me"


Second girl
Me:"When can i tap that?"
Her:"When ever you want baby. But i want anal."

 

I call bs on that second one. :rofl:

 

lol ^^^ Thats the thing, this is just a clever opening... after that your on your own

 

Depends on what poking means....lol

 

Meh Matt push it a little further. Tell her you don't want electronic poking but physical

LOL I'm being bad....

 

SUCCESS!!!

w00t...I'd post up conversation, but at the end I asked her permission and she said she'd rather not. Out of respect for her (and the fact that I like getting laid), sorry guys...

btw, it was the redhead, Matt

 

this stuff is hilarious