To my friends who enjoy the booze as much as I do.. And those who don't. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and /or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Booze= Health Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
In all reality 1000 E-Coli. is not all that bad. I know I know its not that great either but it won't kill you. Most likely won't even make you sick. Now if it were a virus that I learned about in Parasitology then I would be worried. There is a virus from S. America that attaches itself to your digestive tract and eats away at your colon. Eventually it will detach your colon from your large intestine and your colon will fall out of your ass. Now thats something that I can live without.