Tomorrow, I'm getting trashed!

If anyone needs me tomorrow night I'll be face down in my toilet for one of two reasons:
1- Obama wins and I'm so depressed I use Jager for a chaser.
2- McCain wins and I'm so happy I can't find my pants.

 

Complete opposite for me!

 

I'm with you, my friend.

And yeah, hopefully I'll be wasted.

 

LOL Mike I took off Wed so I can watch this unfold and get tanked myself.
Same as you my friend. McCain FTMFW

 

Yeah if Obama wins ill prob. do some drugs ive never done...and like it!

 

lololol :rofl::rofl::rofl:

You should try this

Check out the 5th one

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

I thought about that too, but what if Obama really IS Satan and tomorrow is rapture?

LSD + rapture would be a really bad first experience... :rofl::eek3::wtc:

 

Damn, that reporter is HAWT

 

:roflwtf:

 

HOLY SHIT that reporter is hot.

 

I kept clicking on the picture hoping it was a video and I could see more of her.

I need to know who you are.

 

Oh god i didnt think about that, now i really scared about my situation. Maybe ill stick with coke...j/k

 

That lady's all over Fark.com. I could do some searching around to find out her name, but I don't think it's a good idea for me to be looking around for "hot newscaster" while I'm at work.

 

McCain FTMFW!!! :bowdown:

 

I will be off and getting tanked as well.... And I have to say I'll be equally depressed with either outcome... This is like voting for the best of 2 kids with down syndrome... One of these days there will be a candidate I atually like, I'm optimistic!

 

back to the more important topic. Where can i find that reporter?

 

Here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1G-3laJJP0

 

......i would touch my self to her for the rest of my life...

 

Found a topless of her, though i wont post that up here. Its on google images( just make sure monitored search is off)

 

Check out the 5th one


...Epic Fail...

 

hahaha

talk about a thread getting off track :rofl::rofl:

 

I feel the same, my analogy has been would you rather drink a diarrhea milkshake or eat a hotdog bun with a turd in it, either way it tastes like shit.

 

Twas the Night Before Elections

‘Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay

To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

‘ On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he
flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

 

There aren't enough roll eyes on the internet to respond to this thread....enjoy your hangovers....

 

Two beers and 1/2 a fifth of vodka with a 24oz. Monster down... feeling buzzed....

 

^^^ It's not looking good for us man.... This s**t sucks...

 

Good for me :naughty:

 

Spilled my last drink... so minus one, add 50 points of party foul... I'm back to "sober" now.

You go ahead and be glad... if you have a job now, after Nobama wins and your boss gets taxed so bad he has to lay you off you probably will be singing a different tune, as you stand in the unemployment line...

 

None too worried my friend. Since laying me off would make my company loose 1-2 million a year . :hsnono:. That and i dont make 250,000 yet.

 

It's TOTALLY pointless to talk about this now, but Obama people should have done some HW about what his plans REALLY mean. I agree that it sounds great on paper, but if you think about the repercussions for even a second what he wants to do it's a disaster! Communism works in theory, but in reality it's an obamation (obvious choice of adjective)!

And on an EXTREME note... I'm sorry to inform you guys... But the apocalypse has begun...

For hundreds of years the "Anti-Christ" is of middle-eastern decent and will be called "the messiah." He'll be a charismatic speaker, have a powerful position, and rule for just over 3.5 years. According to Nostradamus and the Mayan calendar, I'm sure you've heard of the whole 2012 end-of-the-world thing...

 

Question! How would you feel if you busted your ass to make $250K a year. Would you want such a high tax that you wish you hadn't worked so hard?

 

AND...

You are worth 1-2 million and you don't make $250K???? I'm calling B.S. on that...

 

I'm NOT a huge McCain guy... I'm just an ANTI Obama guy.

 

Well, i wrote the product, am the only one that knows it. It would take them ALOT of money to teach someone else making LESS than i do

 

btw, Its not like the 250 bracket is paying OMFG more. They are paying 2% more. same number as the clinton years.

 

And yes, i know may people making over 250 voting for obama.:wavey:

 

Taxes aside... yikes!


And you should ask for more salary if you're worth that much!!!






Look, I'm not a McCain fan... I just think Obama would be the worst thing to ever happen to this world.

 

You know many stupid idiots.

 

It's not about taxes... It's about the roll of government in our lives. Osama is the most radical Democrat to ever run for president, and we all know that if he weren't BLACK and smooth talking he'd be looked at as a insane communist.

 

Wow, this thread for the win. BTW I want to pay a shit ton of taxes, bc that means I'm making a shit ton of money

 

There will be none of this.

 

Sounds partisanly biased to me

 

and I made that word up

 

We're all screwed.... :wtc::unamused::wtc::unamused::wtc:

 

We are screwed....mmtasty...I am right there with you on the drinking.

 

"I Hope We Can"