4 presidents go to see the wizard of oz... President Carter asks for courage, the wizard says, "no problem" President Nixon asks for a heart, the wizard says, "no problem" President Bush asks for a brain, the wizard says, "no problem" President Clinton asks, "Where's Dorothy"?
''You can have any secretary you want, except for the one in the blue dress. She has my name written all over her, literally. You see, I did it with my ...''