Women are evil

WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
>
>
> A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured
> alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
>
> She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As
> he
> did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked,
> softly stroking his face with both hands.
>
> "Actually, no," he replied.
>
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
> hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
>
> "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
> do?"
>
> "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
> forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
> fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
>
> "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
>
> "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
> towels in the ladies room."

 

Nice, that is a great story, had me really going until the end.

 

hahahahhahahaha

 

i think she deserves a black eye for that.. :ddirty:

 

I'm sure your wife is one of the exceptions.

:ugh:

 

I think that she might just deserve that buddy!!!

 

only when she is pregnant..j/k im a lover not a fighter..

 

so y do u love hitting guys in the crotch

 

itsa defense mechanism..at your house im always on guard!!

 

hahahahaha:ddirty:

 

we're gentle folk... from a small peaceful community in a far away land