Cicio: “Hey Taylor” Taylor: “Ya” Cicio: “You mind taking a pay cut for a month?” Taylor: “Why?” Cicio: “So we can tune shit load of Subarus!” Taylor: “Well hot damn that sounds good to me!” Later on that day… Cicio: Screaming from the top of the TopSpeed building “Hey everyone!! We are doing Subaru tunes for only $249 this month!!” Types ferociously Cicio: “Man, I’ve gotta tell all the WRXAtlanta guys about this!!” New thread gets posted on WRXAtlanta **ATTENTION EVERYONE WITH A SUBARU** (err everyone on this forum) For the month of April we are offering our awesome ProTunes for only $249!! Yep, that’s correct, no bs & no extra fees – just $249! Have Taylor tune your Subaru for basically half price! Don’t have $249 ready to go? Here are some ideas: Skip that morning coffee for a few weeks Dump your GF (usually a good idea even if your Subaru is already tuned) What’s that? You want to eat a nice dinner? Well a ProTune for your Scoob is more important so it looks like it’s the dollar menu for you pal! Cancel your cable, just sit in your car and pretend you are watching Fast37 If you can’t get rid of your girlfriend ask her if you can borrow $250 Ask your Dad Ask your Mom Sell a kidney Sell a ball (you only need one) MAKE IT HAPPEN! In all seriousness, this is a real promotion and for the entire month of April 2016 we are offering our standard Subaru ProTune for only $249; this includes up to two hours of tuning on one fuel type. For those of you that would like to do Flex Fuel or more than one fuel type or for heavily modified setups, additional tuning time will be calculated at $100 per hour instead of our $188/hr normal rate. If you have any questions, feel free to email email@example.com or call 678-297-7770.