The Thread of Funnies (Work Safe)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by 07Ltd#767, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. slade1274

    slade1274 Member

  2. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

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    ^LOL

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  3. nygiant

    nygiant Member

    HAHAHA i did that last night like 5 times
     
  4. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    Also, Matt's brother was in the video I posted, talking ebonics.
     
  5. slade1274

    slade1274 Member

  6. nygiant

    nygiant Member

  7. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

    from the top of the eiffel tower:

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  8. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    That's the middle...this is from the top, at least it's what it looked like in 2005

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  9. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

  10. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

  11. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    Your average /b/tards. ^^^^^^^^
     
  12. bixs

    bixs Supporting Member

    lmao....:wtc:
     
  13. crazyazn

    crazyazn I like naps Staff Member Supporting Member

  14. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

  15. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

  16. nygiant

    nygiant Member

    swollen head?
     
  17. slade1274

    slade1274 Member

    Note the kid picking his nose too.
     
  18. crazyazn

    crazyazn I like naps Staff Member Supporting Member

    I have no clue what's wrong with that guy, got the link from a co-worker. It's like Peter Griffin but without the right body.
     
  19. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    and the caption:
    I did this once. I knew something wasn’t right when she told me I could f*ck her in the ass after like 3 shots. That was a rough night, and an even more rough morning because I had to drive her back to her car. She was cool enough though, and we are still Facebook friends because I judge women for what’s on the inside you shallow assholes.
    Moral: If a hot chick is all over you, go ahead and hit it. Just prepare yourself to get trolled hard the next morning.
     
  20. crazyazn

    crazyazn I like naps Staff Member Supporting Member

    ^^ wow, ownage by lens distortion. Though i guess the fun made up for it?
     
  21. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

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  22. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

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    also, holy shit had to post this:

    "Waah, waaah, waaaah. And you fuckers wonder why you're Forever Alone.

    Lemme talk to the chowderheads with peckers real quick here. You chowderheads with pussies - you're next. But first, the testicled:

    Look, guys. Flirting is a game. The rules are arbitrary and the prize is sex. Think of it this way: A girl is walking up to you and with her body language, with her facial expression, with the words out of her mouth and with the shit she isn't saying, the message she is giving you is:

    * "The pooty is up for grabs. In order to claim it you must satisfy the arbitrary set of standards put forth by me, put forth by my mother, put forth by my culture, put forth by my instinct and put forth by my genetics to the satisfaction of all of the above. What those standards are is theoretically and factually irrelevant - the only thing that matters is your dexterity and willingness to run the gauntlet. At the finish line is something hot, wet and randy, but along the way you're going to need to prove your mettle. Remember: I want you to win. I'm going to help you win. We're in this race together, homeboy, just try to follow enough cues to keep me from changing my mind. Now ready, steady, GO!"

    So that whole "when I walk away from you it means I want you to follow" is not "goddamn women are irrational." It is not "fuckin' bitch doesn't know what she wants." It is not "stuck-up whores say no when they mean yes and that's why I can self-righteously hate them." It is "you're in the running, play the fucking game with me to show you can."

    Now, to the fair sex:

    Look, girls. Flirting is a game. The only reason you illuminate rules like this is so you can break them. I know that in your world being consistent is boring but you know what? We get fucking tired of games, particularly when you make them unduly complicated. And let's be honest - the only time you want us to follow you is when you want us to follow you. The rest of the time you'll hit us with pepper spray. And you know how you can tell exactly which time is which? That's exactly NOT like how it is for us.

    I also want you to consider this: Your entire sexual mentality is based around ritual, flirtation, compromise, subterfuge and other things straight out of a Danielle Fucking Steele book. Our sexual mentality, on the other hand, is grab & fuck. Not to put too fine a point on it, but a half dozen generations ago you bitches were de-facto property. If we wanted in your pantaloons we'd fucking ask your dad, not you. So next time you get all catty and bitchy about shit, remember that we're dealing with our instincts in your world and try not to be too fucking complicated about it. 'cuz you know what? We might just decide you aren't fucking worth it.

    That's why, by the way, you're always bitching about how there are no nice guys yet you consistently turn down gentlemen and date thugs. It's because they're callous enough to ignore you and power through your bullshit.

    You live in a world where rape is common and where you hold vigils just to raise awareness. Thing of it is, we live in that world, too - and what it means for us is that if you decide three weeks from now that you didn't want to have sex as much in retrospect as you did in actuality, our lives are fucking OVER.

    Both sexes want each other just as much. Both sexes are playing by their own rules. To no one's surprise, both sexes find the rules of the opponent to be abhorrent. "I want you to chase me except when I don't" is no more or less offensive than "I want you to make me a sammich and let me cum on your face because you need to see who's boss." They're both domination games. And they're both played for the same reason:

    Coital harmony.

    When the opposite sex gives you an insight into the way they play the game, don't bitch about it. Learn from it. You can either use those words for anger, or you can use those words for advantage. I shouldn't have to tell you, though, that the latter gets laid more often."
     
  23. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    ^^^

    I actually read all of that, and agree with it, too. For those that know me, reading that much is a pretty good accomplishment. That post is probably the fourth largest novel I've ever read. Ever.
     
  24. RSConvert

    RSConvert ɹǝuɹnʇpɐǝɥ uʞnɟɐɥnɯ ɐ sʇı Supporting Member

  25. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

    maybe they'll turn it into a movie for you
     
  26. nygiant

    nygiant Member

    invisible eye brows?
     
  27. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    yeah...we got drunk last night

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  28. blaster

    blaster my other ride is your mom Supporting Member

    So we're laughing at your shirt, right?
     
  29. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

    your office looks like a mental institution
     
  30. wrxin8or

    wrxin8or Mullitt Staff Member

    Lawl - fashion advice from the derf...should match those converse shoes quite nicely
     
  31. Shewb

    Shewb Member

  32. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

  33. slade1274

    slade1274 Member

  34. bixs

    bixs Supporting Member

  35. jeb

    jeb Member

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    jeb Member

  37. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

  38. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

  39. slade1274

    slade1274 Member

  40. nygiant

    nygiant Member

  41. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    Ewww. Lol. Not funny. Gross.
     
  42. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

  43. AutoxSTi

    AutoxSTi Member

    ^Oh, how so wrong for doing that to a gal but it probably makes up for all the craziness they've said and done to us guys. LOL!
     
  44. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    Enhance!

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  45. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

  46. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    Anybody else feel like we were on Hoth Christmas morning?

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  47. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    haha - it's not just my mexican marietta neighbors in honda civics...clown bikes exist

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  48. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

  49. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    hahahha - the ad on the side of a website i was looking at

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