http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/ I've seen this before... don't know where/when though. Still made me laugh
I have no clue what's wrong with that guy, got the link from a co-worker. It's like Peter Griffin but without the right body.
and the caption: I did this once. I knew something wasn’t right when she told me I could f*ck her in the ass after like 3 shots. That was a rough night, and an even more rough morning because I had to drive her back to her car. She was cool enough though, and we are still Facebook friends because I judge women for what’s on the inside you shallow assholes. Moral: If a hot chick is all over you, go ahead and hit it. Just prepare yourself to get trolled hard the next morning.
also, holy shit had to post this: "Waah, waaah, waaaah. And you fuckers wonder why you're Forever Alone. Lemme talk to the chowderheads with peckers real quick here. You chowderheads with pussies - you're next. But first, the testicled: Look, guys. Flirting is a game. The rules are arbitrary and the prize is sex. Think of it this way: A girl is walking up to you and with her body language, with her facial expression, with the words out of her mouth and with the shit she isn't saying, the message she is giving you is: * "The pooty is up for grabs. In order to claim it you must satisfy the arbitrary set of standards put forth by me, put forth by my mother, put forth by my culture, put forth by my instinct and put forth by my genetics to the satisfaction of all of the above. What those standards are is theoretically and factually irrelevant - the only thing that matters is your dexterity and willingness to run the gauntlet. At the finish line is something hot, wet and randy, but along the way you're going to need to prove your mettle. Remember: I want you to win. I'm going to help you win. We're in this race together, homeboy, just try to follow enough cues to keep me from changing my mind. Now ready, steady, GO!" So that whole "when I walk away from you it means I want you to follow" is not "goddamn women are irrational." It is not "fuckin' bitch doesn't know what she wants." It is not "stuck-up whores say no when they mean yes and that's why I can self-righteously hate them." It is "you're in the running, play the fucking game with me to show you can." Now, to the fair sex: Look, girls. Flirting is a game. The only reason you illuminate rules like this is so you can break them. I know that in your world being consistent is boring but you know what? We get fucking tired of games, particularly when you make them unduly complicated. And let's be honest - the only time you want us to follow you is when you want us to follow you. The rest of the time you'll hit us with pepper spray. And you know how you can tell exactly which time is which? That's exactly NOT like how it is for us. I also want you to consider this: Your entire sexual mentality is based around ritual, flirtation, compromise, subterfuge and other things straight out of a Danielle Fucking Steele book. Our sexual mentality, on the other hand, is grab & fuck. Not to put too fine a point on it, but a half dozen generations ago you bitches were de-facto property. If we wanted in your pantaloons we'd fucking ask your dad, not you. So next time you get all catty and bitchy about shit, remember that we're dealing with our instincts in your world and try not to be too fucking complicated about it. 'cuz you know what? We might just decide you aren't fucking worth it. That's why, by the way, you're always bitching about how there are no nice guys yet you consistently turn down gentlemen and date thugs. It's because they're callous enough to ignore you and power through your bullshit. You live in a world where rape is common and where you hold vigils just to raise awareness. Thing of it is, we live in that world, too - and what it means for us is that if you decide three weeks from now that you didn't want to have sex as much in retrospect as you did in actuality, our lives are fucking OVER. Both sexes want each other just as much. Both sexes are playing by their own rules. To no one's surprise, both sexes find the rules of the opponent to be abhorrent. "I want you to chase me except when I don't" is no more or less offensive than "I want you to make me a sammich and let me cum on your face because you need to see who's boss." They're both domination games. And they're both played for the same reason: Coital harmony. When the opposite sex gives you an insight into the way they play the game, don't bitch about it. Learn from it. You can either use those words for anger, or you can use those words for advantage. I shouldn't have to tell you, though, that the latter gets laid more often."
^^^ I actually read all of that, and agree with it, too. For those that know me, reading that much is a pretty good accomplishment. That post is probably the fourth largest novel I've ever read. Ever.
I wish I had a fighter jet to go sledding behind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85FxLsHU8us&feature=player_embedded#!
^Oh, how so wrong for doing that to a gal but it probably makes up for all the craziness they've said and done to us guys. LOL!
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