Actually, it was more your back on the bed and your legs hanging all the way off the bed with your feet on the floor. You REFUSED to move from that position until around 4am. And that is a lie and a half. Just because I didn't want to embarrass myself around a bunch of new people... =P
"I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll" -Charlie Sheen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM
I'm sorry for the guys that happened to, but you should've read the directions before you showed up to the party that's the first sheen interview I've seen...comes around to this:
BWAHAHAHA see if this copies over correctly 79 Is there anything you would NOT do for $10,000,000?! (self.AskReddit) submitted 1 year ago by clusterfunk 403 commentssharesavehidereport you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments → [deleted] 376 points 1 year ago[-] Take it up the ass. permalink Gravity13 918 points 1 year ago[-] Really? You wouldn't take a small, little dick in your ass, for 1 minute, which really doesn't hurt, and if you're secure about your sexuality, really wouldn't bother you? You wouldn't do that for the realization that you'll never have to work again? That you could have sex with the most beautiful women in the world? Like, complete orgies with them? All of your fetishes and desires satisfied? Sushi and cavier for lunch every single day? Want to visit the Bahamas - just get the fuck up and go? Not even the smallest dick? permalinkparent [deleted] 613 points 1 year ago[-] Maybe if it's like you say. permalinkparent Gravity13 1463 points 1 year ago[-] HA! HA! FAG! permalinkparent TheDefenestrator 751 points 1 year ago[-] FLAWLESS VICTORY!!! permalinkparent gregshortall 448 points 1 year ago[-] FAGTALITY permalinkparent
May have already posted this, but just watched it again and it needs a bump. Hands down, the best four minutes of comedy out there [youtube]cSCbChYeX-w[/youtube]