The Thread of Funnies (Work Safe)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by 07Ltd#767, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. nsvwrx

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  2. nsvwrx

    nsvwrx Active Member

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  4. Matt

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  5. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

    or reading digg at work and seeing years old animated gifs :wiggle:
     
  6. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    well, if you posted anything worth a damn I may have something else to do...until then...
     
  7. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

  8. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

    holy shit!

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  9. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

  10. AtlxPat

    AtlxPat Active Member

    ^hahahaha every time i see that, i cant stop laughin
     
  11. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

    Thats wrong on so many levels.... that old lady will be traumitized for the remainder of her dayz... I'd imagine that guys friend will be receiving a beating....
     
  12. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

  13. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

  14. WRXbryanATL

    WRXbryanATL Member

    does anyone have the story of lockheeds plane screwing with the polices radar. and the letters that go back and forth between them?
     
  15. Weapon

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  16. AtlxPat

    AtlxPat Active Member

    im interested...
     
  17. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.

    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.

    Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:

    ~ ~ ~

    Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.

    You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

    Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.

    Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.

    The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.

    Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

    Thank you for your concern.

    Semper Fi
     
  18. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

    ^^ Sorry the format looks like crap.. I have it in email form with pictures and stuff... It didn't copy over well...
     
  19. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

    in that spirit, an SR-71 story:

    One day, high above Arizona , we were monitoring the radio traffic of all the mortal airplanes below us. First, a Cessna pilot asked the air traffic controllers to check his ground speed. 'Ninety knots,' ATC replied. A twin Bonanza soon made the same request. 'One-twenty on the ground,' was the reply. To our surprise, a navy F-18 came over the radio with a ground speed check. I knew exactly what he was doing. Of course, he had a ground speed indicator in his cockpit, but he wanted to let all the bug-smashers in the valley know what real speed was 'Dusty 52, we show you at 620 on the ground,' ATC responded. The situation was too ripe. I heard the click of Walter's mike button in the rear seat. In his most innocent voice, Walter startled the controller by asking for a ground speed check from 81,000 feet, clearly above controlled airspace. In a cool, professional voice, the controller replied, ' Aspen 20, I show you at 1,982 knots on the ground.' We did not hear another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.

    2280 miles per hour.
     
  20. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

    ^^^ Thats awesome... The Blackbird is my favorite jet ever....
     
  21. slowwrx

    slowwrx Supporting Member

    Have you been to the air and space museum to see one in person
     
  22. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

    ^^^ The one in DC? I was there a few years back, and didn't see an SR-71... tell me it was there and I missed it :(
     
  23. slowwrx

    slowwrx Supporting Member


    You couldn't have missed it so they must have added it. Its right in the middle and its pretty damn amazing
     
  24. b reel

    b reel Active Member

    Of course you can drive right down 75 south and see one down at Warner Robbins
     
  25. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

  27. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

  29. GriffinW

    GriffinW Member

    One the best places for a tattoo : bellybutton

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  30. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

  31. jt money

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  32. AtlxPat

    AtlxPat Active Member

    hahaha that mouse cursor is great
     
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  34. nsvwrx

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  35. Matt

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  36. jt money

    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good! Supporting Member

    ^^^:rofl:^^^
     
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  43. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    Damn...i bet this chevy 3500, four door dually can haul a lot of stuff around...like 24" ghetto wheels with low profile tires. Interesting ride I saw on the way to work this morning...

    [​IMG]
     
  44. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

    :rofl: wow
     
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